Hi Everyone! Thanks for having me here today. I’d like to take this opportunity to talk a little bit about something near and dear to everyone’s heart — clothes. In particular I want to talk about the five worst articles of clothing that women endure in order to look sexy. They itch, constrict and pinch, and yet we keep wearing them again and again. Why do we do this to ourselves? The answer is simple  — to make us feel and look sexy. Ah, the things that we do to attract the opposite sex. 1) The thong (AKA G-string) –  It’s hard to be sexy when that tiny piece of fabric is riding up your but, isn’t it? I had a discussion about this on Facebook the other day. There are so many heroines in romance novels who are considered “kick ass.” Do you think that they could still be kick-ass and wear a thong? It would be hard to perform any type of martial arts if you are constantly picking your wedgie. Just sayin’. In my humble opinion, I think the “kick ass” heroine would probably have to wear grannie panties, don’t you think? Grannie panties may not be…