Do you live off coffee and wine exclusively? Depends who you ask! My coffee and wine budget is more than our food allowance for a family of five. Don’t judge me…I much prefer to drink my calories. Unless pizza is set in front of me, then I forget the coffee and wine and go straight for the beer—preferably Dos Equis with lots of lime and salt. But seriously, the only thing I love more than coffee is wine. Especially an exquisite Sangiovese, Malbec, or Pinot Noir. I’m shameless, I know…does anyone need my shipping address too? Are you wearing contacts? Your eyes can’t be that blue! They are that blue—and I can’t explain why except our mailman was a handsome guy! Just kidding if you’re reading this, Mom. Yes, my eyes are this blue and my mom got exactly what she wanted, a girl with dark hair, fair skin, and icy blue eyes. Okay, she doesn’t describe them as icy but I like it. No, I haven’t worn colored contacts since 2001 and they were a lovely lavender color. Are you a nanny as well as a writer? That kids looks nothing like you! LOL! I’ve gotten this question not…