O is for Older, on-the-ball, and definitely on-to-the-next-big-adventure! Who says you have to be young to have fun? U is for Uptight, says Zara. U is for Uninhibited, says Lilly! R is definitely for Relatives. As in, are you sure we’re related? And Who the h—is this person claiming to be our relative? L is for Lilly, of course! Zara’s older sister—by 11 ½ months—taller, buxom, hair still black thanks to an abundance of product, free with her love and her advice! Y is for Yes. As opposed to No. As in, shouldn’t Lilly have said Yes to the Grand Jury, when asked if she had any of the stolen artifacts? I is for Insurance Fraud. Don’t do it, and if you do, don’t get caught! N is for New. A new apartment. A new purported sister. A new problem. And a bunch of New Lies. G is for Generational Trauma. Inherited grief from the suffering of those who went before. And for Grant Deed. Whom did Dad leave this apartment to? Why her? Good Golly! K is for Kindred Spirits. Zara and Lilly may have been apart for a few years, but nothing can keep them separated…

