Book Title: MY VAMPIRE PLUS-ONE Character Name: Reginald Cleaves   How would you describe your family or your childhood? My family all died violently and a very long time ago. I think I had a happy childhood? But it’s been centuries so I can’t remember.   What was your greatest talent? Bullshitting others   Significant other? Do fake significant others count??   Biggest challenge in relationships? Immortality   Where do you live? No response. (This is classified information.)   Do you have any enemies? Why? What have you heard????   How do you feel about the place where you are now? Is there something you are particularly attached to, or particularly repelled by, in this place? It’s pretty fun here! I have no complaints.   Do you have children, pets, both, or neither? None of the above.   What do you do for a living? General layabout. One major benefit of having lived centuries is that compounding interest has had an extensive amount of time to compound. I haven’t had to work since the American Revolution.   Greatest disappointment? Frederick   Greatest source of joy? My Edward Cullen poster. It sparkles! Frederick loves it too, though he won’t admit it….

Book Title: MY ROOMMATE IS A VAMPIRE Character Name: Frederick J. Fitzwilliam   How would you describe your family or your childhood? I think most of my family was very supportive, though I do not remember most of them very well as they died hundreds of years ago. My mother, on the other hand… well. I prefer not to discuss her so may we move on to the next question?   What was your greatest talent? I’d tell you but my friend Reginald would just make fun of me (he thinks very little of it).   Significant other? I have not dated anyone in centuries, though I have hardly been celibate. There is, however, a young woman with whom I recently became acquainted who I… No. Never mind. She would never be interested in someone like me so better not to think about it.   Biggest challenge in relationships? Recently? Age gap.   Where do you live? Chicago.   Do you have any enemies? Yes.   How do you feel about the place where you are now? Is there something you are particularly attached to, or particularly repelled by, in this place? Chicago is a wonderful, and very human, city….