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JJ Elliott | Exclusive Excerpt THERE ARE NO RULES FOR THIS
Author Guest , Excerpt / May 19, 2023

The Time Wine Shot Out My Nose 2 years before   Smack in the middle of an otherwise normal Wine Wednesday, Liddy blurts out, “Jack is having an affair. No, make that affairs.” For a moment, nobody speaks. I swallow a weird knee-jerk desire to giggle. Max recovers first. “What are you talking about?” “I got a phone call yesterday from a woman who says she’s been sleeping with Jack for years. And the only reason she wanted to tell me now was that…” Her voice breaks. She looks at the ground. Nobody moves or breathes. When she raises her head to speak again, she is transformed. Her long, ropy curls quiver with contained energy, her nostrils are flared, her cheeks are pink and bright. She is a freaking warrior. “Was that he’s cheating on her with someone else.” “Jesus, what did you say?” I ask, my voice barely above a whisper. “I said, ‘That must be hard. I hope you can get some professional help.’ Then I hung up and threw Jack’s Rolex in the toilet.” “And what condition was the water in the toilet?” asks Feeney, like she’s talking to a wild caged animal. Liddy takes a big…