Book Title: BAD MEN Character Name: Saffy Huntley-Oliver   How would you describe your family or your childhood? My father, who was fantastically rich, died when I was five years old. My mother, who was also fantastically rich, got remarried—to the biggest douchebag on the planet. I don’t know what she was thinking. He was also fantastically rich, of course, but she didn’t need the money. I think Mummy just wasn’t very good at being alone. She wasn’t good at being married, either; she died of an overdose and my little sister Susie and I were left to the mercy of our pervy stepfather, Harold, who liked to molest little girls in his swimming pool.   Fortunately, when I was twelve, I killed Harold before he could get his hands on Susie. From then on, things got a lot happier!   What was your greatest talent? I am extremely good at killing terrible men. It’s my hobby. I consider it my own personal war on the patriarchy. Also – and I don’t say this to brag, but it is true—I am very talented at parallel parking.   Significant other? Susie says that I deliberately choose the most boring men possible…