The Twelve Days of Christmas has a new twist. This version is for writers.
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
A writer’s conference paid in full.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Four proofreaders,
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Five contracts signed,
Four proofreaders,
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six pink highlighters,
Five contracts signed,
Four proofreaders,
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven eager agents,
Six pink highlighters,
Five contracts signed,
Four proofreaders,
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight thick-skinned edits,
Seven eager agents,
Six pink highlighters,
Five contracts signed,
Four proofreaders,
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
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On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine cups of Starbucks,
Eight thick-skinned edits,
Seven eager agents,
Six pink highlighters,
Five contracts signed,
Four proofreaders,
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten Godiva chocolates,
Nine cups of Starbucks,
Eight thick-skinned edits,
Seven eager agents,
Six pink highlighters,
Five contracts signed,
Four proofreaders,
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven million readers,
Ten Godiva chocolates,
Nine cups of Starbucks,
Eight thick-skinned edits,
Seven eager agents,
Six pink highlighters,
Five contracts signed,
Four proofreaders,
Three IPads,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve books on blogging,
Eleven million readers,
Ten Godiva chocolates,
Nine cups of Starbucks,
Eight thick-skinned edits,
Seven eager agents,
Six pink highlighters,
Five contracts signed,
Four proofreaders,
Three Kindle Fires,
Two webinars,
And a writer’s conference paid in full.
Actually, I signed the contracts and sent back the gifts.
What would make your Christmas perfect?
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